Man Walks Into A Bar Av Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott

<p><i>Man Walks Into A Bar</i> is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a ''world''s worst jokes'' section), this book can service you with every joke you''ll ever need.<br><br>What do you call an eskimo chav?<br>Innuinnit<br><br>What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand?<br>Make me one with everything<br><br>What''s Irish and lives in the garden?<br>Paddy O''Furniture</p>