What'S Tha Up To? Av Martyn Johnson

<P><B>''A wonderful slice-of-life autobiography''</B><I>Daily Express</I><br><B><br>''I''ve turned boys into men and policemen into coppers,'' said the Sergeant. ''Policemen have got brains, but coppers, they''ve got brains <I>and</I> common sense.''</B><br><br>No two days were ever the same for bobby-on-the-beat Martyn Johnson. Come rain or come shine, he patrolled his patch with a sharp eye for troublemakers and a kind word for those in need of a friend. Whether he was pursuing unlikely coal thieves, tracking down peacocks gone AWOL or investigating mysterious flying saucers over Sheffield, PC Johnson faced every new challenge with a smile and a healthy dose of his copper''s common sense. <br><br><B>In his charming and funny memoir, Martyn Johnson recalls the rogues, cheats and scoundrels - as well as the many friends - who made his life on the beat so unforgettable.</B></P>